As the month of May begins amidst celebrations of Cinco de Mayo and Swine Flu, I have realized that once again the world is in panic. Although not the root of all evil, many of our societal flaws stem from poor bathroom hygiene, etiquette, and precautions, causing a downward spiral that translates to social, economic, and religious turmoil world wide.
It is estimated that the average human spends 1/3 of their life flat on their back in bed. If you are anything like me, you spend at least that much time upon that porcelain throne of inspiration. If the rite of passage is conducted in the most efficient and expeditious fashion, adhering to basic guidelines of hygiene, and personal care, then lavatory success with be exponentially beneficial to the success of your day. A good pit stop makes it all better!
I hereby declare this month Bathroom Awareness Month!
Stay tuned for 20 enriching rants and raves about the rise and decay of our American Values as they pertain to restroom conduct.
I’ll see you on the other side.
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